Tuesday, August 30, 2005

mighty low

my agent called the other day. she was very disappointed. i was unbooked from the will ferrell movie, now titled 'high wide and handsome'. seems an executive at columbia pictures reminded them if they wanted to keep their tax break status, they had to hire north carolina residents.
bummed am i.
it's like getting that skateboard for christmas. it's shaped right in the gift paper. but when you opened it, that's all that was right. while yer buds got powell-peraltas and tony hawks, you got a wal-mart brand deck. with shitty soft wheels and a lame deck with appropriate graphics approved by some corporate jack-ball.
adam mckay is my unwitting parent in this craptastic metaphor. he didn't know. all the other kids were from georgia. columbia pictures is kyle lapinski. he does not deserve powell-peralta. they do not deserve me. i am the skateboard i never got.
i'll never work in this town again.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

or t-shirts

8/31/2005 3:07 AM  
Blogger bo-d said...

"anonymous"...you may kiss my ass.

8/31/2005 10:04 AM  
Anonymous cdubthebabyshooter said...


boo! on the movie. I should read all the posts before i comment on old ones.

8/31/2005 3:50 PM  
Anonymous Momy said...

bo-d, you go girl!

8/31/2005 7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dig the link going to Clunky's site... I needed a laugh today, sheesh


8/31/2005 8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This whole weblog is out of order!

9/12/2005 11:07 AM  

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