Tuesday, March 21, 2006

i must subsist! after you!

me and t-stolt interviewed for a job that would take us dozens of miles around the southeastern state-osphere. the chik-fil-a people want two guys like us to spotlight special team members who make the little mormon poultry parade a bit more...special.
we pretended like we were driving and improvised some dialogue about a team member in kentucky who braved a vicious storm to go make chicken sandwiches.

him: we're heading to elizabethtown, kentucky. ever heard of it?
me: used to be called elizabethopolis, but that was a mouthful!

the clients clucked out loud (COL for u l33t speakers) at our seat-clearing antics. they almost applauded. it was a golf-like smatter that didn't.
the kicker: they gave us each a prize! only check out the date.


Blogger maryk said...

BUT, like I said on flickr, they (Christians) have to honor not only thy(eir) fathers and mothers, but expired chik-fil-a coupons. I know, b/c I played a store operator/BOG card expert who was a guest on a "late-night talk show" that was all about Chik-fil-a.
You can use that chicken shit any old damn time. (Dede Granger: Thankya, Jesus!)

3/22/2006 11:05 AM  
Blogger maryk said...

Forgot to say after the show, loved the attempt at "if wishes and nuts were clusters of nuts..." Strangers with Candy line in Doug Dank.

3/23/2006 12:12 AM  

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