Saturday, March 04, 2006

beshirted and capable

go here to check out the four one one on our totally dank improv hit. it kicked off last week with nevada caldwell as our guest storyteller. she told stories of crashing a car and taking a vengeful shit on a rooftop. she teaches children.
this inspired scenes of improvisation. did you know there's a minimum number of participants to qualify as a gang? or of the popularity of baby-piercing? also, i learned in DnD colossus is entirely made of stone and that rangers are gay.
speaking of rump rangering. a lovely mother of two or three named leslie got me an audition for a voice over last week. it was for a gay automotive commercial. they figured out gays got grands. here it is. me and steve coulter. we quit each other right after recording. i was paid $150 to affect a gay voice for 15 seconds. that's $36,000 an hour. gays got grands.

4 Comments:

Blogger maryk said...

W O W.

Seriously?

3/06/2006 7:17 PM  
Blogger onthetowns said...

Wow. I think Bart did a gig for them and got paid nothing.
You're just that good.

3/08/2006 6:15 PM  
Blogger ablebody said...

NO WAY!!! i heard bart's gig with doyle and it was perfect. i'd be really surprised if they didn't use them. bart was reallllly good at it....a little too good.

3/09/2006 3:27 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

I think the money's coming.

3/10/2006 4:36 PM  

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