peckish

today i missed an audition for some sort of low-APR lender advert. i'm glad i did. instead i shot a scene for fake wood wallpaper's feature "blood car". click it, read about it.
i was a man-in-black, refusing to sacrifice my flesh to blood car. partly because i wasn't being paid enough by the government. but mostly because i found a marshmallow hamburger in the glove box. after three bites, i conclude the mallow burger tastes like a flip-flop.
mike brune chased us on a bicycle while swinging an axe.
fake wood wallpaper are idiosyncratic story-tellers. one of my favorites is a short called "beard arm". alex orr portrays a man with a beard. and an incredibly long arm, which he and co-star chris pierce use in an attempted robbery. they're foiled when --- oh, no way. i'm not spoiling it.