Tuesday, February 20, 2007

happy new year!

i've shit myself with local acting gigs of late. that's been my life for the last couple months. 'course the blog has suffered. but i'm not really sure i wanna continue this thread. my buddy mcchris uses his blog for complete self promotion. zombie sitcom = movie industry critiques and the odd link. maryk gives the broadest appeal because she has boobs. overdroid thinks he is poised on the edge of total digital human domination. yet his blog celebrates the accomplishments of one joseph limbaugh, a verified homonid. and clunky robot has pretty much set the muthah-fuggin' standard for dedication and manifestbrication.
this blog has been a string of audition descriptions, slagging sets and a general tone of defiance towards the folks in command of the acting labor force.
but i'm gonna start over.
i'm gonna find out what makes this town tick in terms of movie and commercial production. stay-tuned. podcast coming soon.
insert hand-claps here.
click on the still above if you want to see a clip from a film. it stars paul giamatti and michelle willams. i am a total dink in it. but a well-dressed dink. and a fantastic mortuarian.


Blogger Overdroid said...

Limbaugh is currently my most useful minion on your little blue-green dirtball. Don't make me send the shredders. ;)

2/21/2007 11:58 AM  
Anonymous clunkyrobot said...

Too kind Matt-o.

4 years and counting

2/21/2007 1:03 PM  
Anonymous clunky said...


This is exciting Matt. It's actually a mini-manifesto, I hope you realize that.
but... Don't get dooced.
I almost did.

2/21/2007 11:15 PM  
Blogger Jed said...

when the time is ripe...the war will begin and have no end...maybe...unless I need a nap.

2/22/2007 10:17 AM  
Anonymous cdubthebabyshooter said...

Sounds cool man. I'm looking forward to your insider perspective. And by that I mean I want to look inside your butt.

2/22/2007 3:57 PM  
Blogger ablebody said...

i can't get fired from topless and unemployed.
as vonnegut might say, here's a look inside my butt:

2/22/2007 6:46 PM  
Anonymous clunky said...

No, you wouldn't be fired from a website...

2/23/2007 3:09 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

I'D like to look inside your motivation for this.
(fingers crossed) i hope it's inside your butthole!!**!!
bydiun: the outer-most region safely bleachable in the butthole area.

2/25/2007 7:03 PM  
Blogger lucky star said...

I'd like to be the first to say I have no interest in your butthole - I've smelled the previews, and I can safely say I've no need for a ticket to the coming attractions.

On the other hand, I like yer bird boy picture.

2/26/2007 2:37 PM  
Blogger heighlo said...

I read. You write. Please?! (look at that "rarely" used punctuation)

3/01/2007 3:49 PM  
Anonymous Henry said...

Can I have your handle "topless and unemployed">? While I am neither I will take auditions for those who wish to be topless.

3/07/2007 2:36 PM  
Blogger Swinebread said...

fuck it dude! Go for it!

4/20/2007 1:57 PM  

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